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Off Topic => Jokes => Topic started by: P & L on July 20, 2012, 09:43:21 AM

Title: Survival for OAP's at VP
Post by: P & L on July 20, 2012, 09:43:21 AM
Recession measures for OAPs.
 
A pensioner?s life is not what I thought it to be,
..but I will not despair
I too am affected by the economic crisis.

PROOF

I have to eat mouldy Stilton cheese.

?and dried meat Serano ham

I have to drink old Rioja wine
 
?my sports car has not got a roof
 
 ?and I have to use the swimming as my bathtub is in the gardens
 

But I will continue to struggle along and
 
With a bit of courage I will survive this crisis.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
Title: Re: Survival for OAP's at VP
Post by: yorkshireman on July 21, 2012, 10:45:20 AM
... and of course, you can't afford any clothes!  :)

Excellent tonic.

Andrew
Title: Re: Survival for OAP's at VP
Post by: P & L on July 21, 2012, 10:49:24 AM
Hey nice one never thought of that, must add it thanks