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albert

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Ode to a Summer Friend
« on: August 04, 2011, 06:59:13 PM »


As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.
 
You came to me unexpectedly during the calm and balmy night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.
Finally, I drifted off to sleep.

Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.  My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you.

Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you........

 

F--king mosquito!!!!!

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Re: Ode to a Summer Friend
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2011, 09:34:12 PM »
Hmmmmmmmm..

Clearly of the Rabbie Burns School.....

From Ode to a Mouse "....And leaves us nothing but grief and pain, For promised joy!"

Think I'll have a scotch!
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Re: Ode to a Summer Friend
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2011, 11:35:32 PM »
Love it Albert ;D

Maybe VPF should have a joke page ... as on the http://www.pensionersforum.co.uk



Always look on the bright side of life ... de dum de dum der dum der dum

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Re: Ode to a Summer Friend
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2011, 11:23:59 PM »
Going crazy with confusion

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"

Always look on the bright side of life ... de dum de dum der dum der dum