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When you were young
« on: 04 March 2013, 20:03:44 PM »

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 "And we never had a whole Mars bar until 1953"!!!
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY WHO WERE BORN IN THE1930's, 40's,50's, 60’s and a little bit of the 70’s
 First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank Sherry while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos...
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, bread and dripping, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.
Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds , KFC, Subway or Nandos.
Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on a Sunday, somehow we didn't starve to death!
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy Toffees, Gobstoppers and Bubble Gum.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter,milk from the cow,and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O..K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and dens and played in river beds with matchbox cars.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo Wii , X-boxes, no video games at all, no 999 channels on SKY , no video/dvd films, or colour TV, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
 Lawsuits from these accidents.
Only girls had pierced ears!
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns at Easter time....
We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays,
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!
Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet because we didn't need to keep up with the Jones's!
Not everyone made the rugby/football/cricket/netball team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! Getting into the team was based on
Our teachers used to hit us with canes and gym shoes and throw the blackboard rubber at us if they thought we weren't concentrating .
We can string sentences together and spell and have proper conversations because of a good, solid three R's education.
Our parents would tell us to ask a stranger to help us cross the road.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.
 They actually sided with the law!
Our parents didn't invent stupid names for their kids like 'Kiora' and 'Blade' and 'Ridge' and 'Vanilla'
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO

And YOU are one of them!
 You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.
 And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.

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Re: When you were young
« Reply #1 on: 05 March 2013, 20:37:15 PM »
Oh yes, the old days were the best.

TB, Rickets, Whooping Cough, Polio.

Parents sided with the law, children would lie where as adults wouldn't. Unless it was one of those priests, scout/youth leaders, teachers or other Jimmy Saville types. As Rab C Nesbitt said in his autobiography, they didn't have paedophiles back then, just kiddie fiddlers.

Of course we didn't keep up with the Joneses, we all knew our place in society, if the shipyard was good enough for the father, it's good enough for the son. And if you were female and got married, or even worse pregnant, then you had to leave your work to keep the house. Women have careers? What a silly notion.

Is life better now for children?

We'll all have an opinion, would you like your childs opportunites or would you like them to have yours?

Please remember that this is in the joke column, so lets not take it too seriously.